2007年3月19日星期一

How to Properly Enjoy World of Warcraft


1. Choose a server type that’s right for you. the server you select will be one you complain about until Character Transfers are allowed, so choose wisely.

2. Give your character a unique name. Be sure to stand out from the other Sephiroths and Thralls that probably play on your server,please try to choose a name that is extremely difficult to type out. If they can't type out your name, they can't add you to their ignore list.

3. Choose a class that suits you.

4. Ask Plenty of Stupid Questions!

5. Make your Numbers as high as possible. The larger that number is, the more unplayable your character is.

6. The only profitable tradeskill is being a female. Play as a girl. Do not ever, EVER, even hint that you are male unless you dislike getting free gold from desperate nerds.

7. Be patriotic. Part of the fun of World of Warcraft is the tension caused by having two warring factions. Play into this as much as possible to heighten your enjoyment of the game and the enjoyment of everyone around you.

8. Lay Down the Law in Duels. When you duel someone, you are giving them your valuable time. They should, therefore, be happy to consent to a fight on your terms, so don't hold back out of politeness.

9. Play things the way *you* wish to. This advice is not only suited to having a good time, but also economical.

10. Create a good group. Most of the expert, advanced content relies on being in a balanced group of 5 or more people. A balanced group should consist of a Hunter, Three Rogues and a “Utility” player, such as a healer or a Tank.

11. Be sure to announce everything you do with macros. Communication is the most important thing in your relationships with the group. Casting Flash Heal is one thing.

12. Never accept fault for anything.

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